10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.