10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!