10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.