10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- It's Free To Fold...