10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!