10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.