10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker is for loners.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!