10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.