10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.