10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.