10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Welcome to kicker school
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• in the poker game of life women are the rake