10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.