10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"