10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "No river, no fish."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!