10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "No river, no fish."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..