10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker is for loners.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury