10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack