10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.