10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Fold and live to fold again
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury