10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--