10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels