10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'