10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is