10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.