10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Welcome to kicker school
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger