10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-