10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is for loners.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"