10 Random Poker Quotes

I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!