10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'