10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Welcome to kicker school
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz