10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."