10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."