10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Fook the floosh droo!
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