10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)