10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.