10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.