10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• It's Free To Fold...
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz