10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.