10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-