10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• im going to 2 out you to death
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.