10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph