10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus