10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.