10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.