10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer