10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "No river, no fish."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo