10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- im going to 2 out you to death
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."