10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- You have to piss with the dick you have