10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.