10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"